Life skills

We are all about teaching important life skills around here.
Today's lesson:
Breaking and Entering
We cased the house...our own house.
Found the easiest in ...and least noticable enterance.
Secured the opening.
Hoised #1 through the open window.
Gave her the option to jump to the floor or to be pushed. (Yea, I'm that mom.)
She chose to jump.
Mean?  I don't think so
considering SHE WAS THE ONE WHO LOCKED US OUT in the first place.

Why, why, why I asked her.
She wanted us to be safe.
How can I be mad at that?
It didn't help that my phone was inside.
We almost spent all day with the neighbor.
Especially since daddy didn't get home until midnight.

Disaster avert.
Resume life.